Book before May 1st and receive a 10% discount on our 8 and 10 hour weekend Charters

Hose Monkey Charters
Hose Monkey Charters

Boat Charters and Captain services for the Lake of the Ozarks! 573-286-1776

    Charter DETAILS & BOOKING

    SIX PACK CHARTERS -

    Prices below are for Boat, Captain, first mate, fuel, and all applicable taxes. All charters come with a complimentary case of water (charters 8 hours and over come with an additional charcuterie board )

    SIX PACK SPECIAL 4 HOURS (Mon-Thurs)

    $930.54

    This is a charter for no more than 6 passengers total. 10am to 2pm or 3pm to 7pm 

    SIX PACK SPECIAL 6 HOURS (Mon-Sun)

    $1,477.91

    This is a charter for no more than 6 passengers total. 

    SIX PACK SPECIAL 8 HOURS (Mon-Sun)

    $1,806.34

    This is a charter for no more than 6 passengers total.  

    SIX PACK SPECIAL 10 HOURS (Mon-Sun)

    $2,189.50

    This is a charter for no more than 6 passengers total.  


    2025 WEEKDAY GROUP CHARTERS (Mon-Thur)

    Prices below are for Boat, Captain, first mate, fuel, and all applicable taxes. All charters come with complimentary ice, and a case of water (charters of 8 hours come with an added charcuterie board by Best-side Boxes & Boards)

    4 HOUR CHARTER (Mon thru Thur)

    $1,554.48

    For up to 13  people. 10am to 2pm or 4pm to 8pm

    6 HOUR CHARTER (Mon Thru Thur)

    $1,955.86

    For up to 13  people. Boarding times 10am, 11am, or 12pm

    8 HOUR CHARTER (Mon thru Thur)

    $2,438.96

    For up to 13  people. Boarding times 10am, 11am, or 12pm


    2025 WEEKEND GROUP CHARTERS (Fri-Sun)

    Prices below are for Boat, Captain, first mate, fuel, and all applicable taxes. (Weekend charters come with an added complimentary charcuterie board by Bestside Boxes & Boards)

    6-HOUR CHARTER (Fri-Sun)

    $2,388.96

    For up to 13  people. Boarding times 10am, 11am, or 12pm

    8-HOUR CHARTER (Fri-Sun) Book before May and receive a 10% discount!!

    $2,927.39

    For up to 13  people. Boarding times 10am, 11am, or 12pm

    10-HOUR (Fri-Sun) Book before May and receive a 10% discount!!

    $3,739.50

    For up to 13  people. Boarding times 10am

    Hose Monkey Charters is also a proud member of the Missouri Captains Association: www.captainsmo.com

    how to book a charter

    To book, fill out the form below with the date you wish to book in the message box. We believe in a personal touch, and will reach out to discuss your day in detail! While booking directly through us is your best value, scroll down to book online through out affiliated partners under "Online Booking".

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    Hose Monkey Charters

    1680 Autumn Ln, Osage Beach, Missouri 65065, United States

    5732861776

    Hours

    Mon

    10:00 am – 05:00 pm

    Tue

    10:00 am – 05:00 pm

    Wed

    10:00 am – 05:00 pm

    Thu

    10:00 am – 05:00 pm

    Fri

    10:00 am – 05:00 pm

    Sat

    10:00 am – 05:00 pm

    Sun

    10:00 am – 05:00 pm

    Online Booking

    Book the Hose Monkey through our affiliated partners
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    About Us

    Where are we located?

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    Where are we located?

    Hose Monkey Charters is located at the 21 mile marker of the Lake of the Ozarks. We  are only a few minutes away from some of the premiere hot spots on the water.  Red Head Yacht Club, The Reserve, High Tide, Party Cove, Dog Days,Shorty Pants, and Back Water Jacks, just to name a few. We can come up with an itinerary for you, or go where you point! Just let us know.   

    What we offer

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    Where are we located?

    Hose Monkey Charters offers an array of services starting with either a Full day, or half day charter.  Want a more laid back romantic atmosphere?  Take one of our sunset cruises.  Need someone to drive your boat? You are in luck, we also offer Captain services.  Hose Monkey Charters is your one stop destination for a fun filled day on th

    Hose Monkey Charters offers an array of services starting with either a Full day, or half day charter.  Want a more laid back romantic atmosphere?  Take one of our sunset cruises.  Need someone to drive your boat? You are in luck, we also offer Captain services.  Hose Monkey Charters is your one stop destination for a fun filled day on the Lake of the Ozarks.  A full day charter is from 10am to 6pm.  Half days are available, however, half days are up to scheduling availability.  Full day Boat charters may run longer for an additional charge at an hourly rate.  Let us know what kind of charter you're looking for (Bachelorette party/family reunion/business retreat, etc.) and we will do our best to make it memorable for you!  Give us a call and we can make sure we book the best charter for you.  573-286-1776

    Satisfaction Guaranteed

    Satisfaction Guaranteed

    As a family run business, we understand the need for a safe and fun experience at the lake.  With each booking we will provide a list of our qualified captains that have been approved to Captain the Hose Monkey. Hose Monkey Charters only associates with fully licensed U.S. Coast Guard Master Captains who have bounteous experience navigati

    As a family run business, we understand the need for a safe and fun experience at the lake.  With each booking we will provide a list of our qualified captains that have been approved to Captain the Hose Monkey. Hose Monkey Charters only associates with fully licensed U.S. Coast Guard Master Captains who have bounteous experience navigating the lake.  Hose Monkey Charters does NOT charge for additional items such as party pad (large floating raft) and other lake accessories.  All of the above are included when you allow Hose Monkey Charters to show you a great time on the Lake of the Ozarks!  

    Cody Mettler.

    Tyler and Emma Burgher

    Captain Mettler is a local fireman with plenty of hours on the Hose Monkey, and a certified 25 TON master Captain.  Captain Mettler loves the Lake area and all that it has to offer and loves to share it with everyone. Captain Mettler has Captained many charters for clients since day one and can make sure you are having a great time on the water.



    Tyler and Emma Burgher

    Tyler and Emma Burgher

    Tyler and Emma Burgher

     Meet our Father, Daughter team!Captain Tyler Burgher and First mate Emma Burgher. Tyler has been boating the lake of the Ozarks for over 20years, and Emma has been in tow learning the trade over the last couple of years. They have recently joined the Hose Monkey family and we couldn’t be more happy. Tyler has his 25 ton masters captain l

     Meet our Father, Daughter team!Captain Tyler Burgher and First mate Emma Burgher. Tyler has been boating the lake of the Ozarks for over 20years, and Emma has been in tow learning the trade over the last couple of years. They have recently joined the Hose Monkey family and we couldn’t be more happy. Tyler has his 25 ton masters captain license, and has been  personally vetted by Hose Monkey. We take our captains out on our boat  to personally make sure that are competent at the helm and have  the knowledge of the Lake of the Ozarks to ensure our clients have a  fantastic and safe day on the Lake of the Ozarks. Rest assured, we make  sure we have  the best of the best available to you. Say hello to Captain Tyler and First Mate Emma! 

    Charter boat captain

    Bill Parker

    Tyler and Emma Burgher

    Tyler and Emma Burgher

    Captain Parker (Barnacle Bill) has been boating all his life and has extensive experience and knowledge of the Lake of the Ozarks waterway.  He is not only a 100 TON master Captain, but he is also a retired fire department Chief Officer from the KC area and still works as a paramedic and firefighter around the Lake region.  "Safety and a 

    Captain Parker (Barnacle Bill) has been boating all his life and has extensive experience and knowledge of the Lake of the Ozarks waterway.  He is not only a 100 TON master Captain, but he is also a retired fire department Chief Officer from the KC area and still works as a paramedic and firefighter around the Lake region.  "Safety and a great time should not be a choice but should go together....".    

    T.D. Perez

    This is T.D.Perez, the man...the myth....and the legend.  T.D. has a 25 TON Master Captain License and has lived on the Lake of the Ozarks his whole life.  His many adventures as a young man took him far from home, however, he returned home to become a professional Firefighter.  He recently retired Oct 2024 for good!.  He now works as a l

    This is T.D.Perez, the man...the myth....and the legend.  T.D. has a 25 TON Master Captain License and has lived on the Lake of the Ozarks his whole life.  His many adventures as a young man took him far from home, however, he returned home to become a professional Firefighter.  He recently retired Oct 2024 for good!.  He now works as a local EMT, and is the proud owner of Hose Monkey Charters.  He is an interesting guy with some interesting stories!

     

        

    Book Hose Monkey with our Sister Company Cove Charters!


     CHOOSE YOUR CAPTAIN

    Select a skilled captain to guide your journey, ensuring a safe and enjoyable experience on the water.

        

     RESERVE ONLINE

    Once you've chosen your ideal vessel, easily reserve it online to secure your spot for a splendid day on the lake.   


      ENJOY YOUR DAY

    Set sail and enjoy your day as you immerse yourself in the beauty 


     CHOOSE YOUR CAPTAIN

    Select a skilled captain to guide your journey, ensuring a safe and enjoyable experience on the water.

        

     RESERVE ONLINE

    Once you've chosen your ideal vessel, easily reserve it online to secure your spot for a splendid day on the lake.   


      ENJOY YOUR DAY

    Set sail and enjoy your day as you immerse yourself in the beauty and tranquility of the Ozark waters.


    Click the image above to book today!

    Need Transportation?

    Best-side Boxes and Boards

     

         Lake Ride Pros offers a range of luxury transportation options tailored to your needs:     

    • Limo Bus Rentals – Perfect for large groups and celebrations.
    • Luxury Sprinter Van – Ideal for small group travel.
    • Rescue Squad Truck – A unique and fun experience.
    • Luxury Shuttle Bus – Accommodates up to 37 passengers for events.
    • Suburbans and oth

     

         Lake Ride Pros offers a range of luxury transportation options tailored to your needs:     

    • Limo Bus Rentals – Perfect for large groups and celebrations.
    • Luxury Sprinter Van – Ideal for small group travel.
    • Rescue Squad Truck – A unique and fun experience.
    • Luxury Shuttle Bus – Accommodates up to 37 passengers for events.
    • Suburbans and other vehicles – Accommodates up to 7 passengers for your day-to-day transportation needs.

        

    Best-side Boxes and Boards

    Best-side Boxes and Boards

    Best-side Boxes and Boards

     Custom  snack boxes, charcuterie boards, and grazing tables: simple or fancy,  big or small! Now offering private charcuterie parties, learn to make  your own to take home!  Visit us on facebook, or call us at (573)502-0077

    Send us an email or feel free to call with any questions about services and booking.

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