About Us
Our Boat
Welcome aboard the Hose Monkey! The Hose Monkey is a Searay 450 that is 45' long and 14' wide. She boasts two bedrooms, two baths, a full kitchen with refrigerator, and for those interested in staying indoors, cold AC. The deck has ample room to move around as well as a sound system out of this world. Lets not forget about the bow of the boat should you want to lay out in the sun. Included is a giant Lilly pad, 7 personal recreation sitting pads, a cooler with ice for your beverages is provided as well as bottled water for your convenience. The Hose Monkey has more than enough accommodations to ensure everyone is having a great day. Located in the Heart of the lake, we are just around the corner to Red Head Yacht Club, Backwater Jacks, Dog Dayz, Margaritaville, Paradise, and the infamous PARTY COVE! We have the boat, we just need you to bring the fun!
What we offer
Hose Monkey Charters offers an array of services starting with either a Full day, or half day boat charter. Want a more laid back romantic atmosphere? Take one of our sunset cruises. Need someone to drive your boat? You are in luck, we also offer Captain services. Hose Monkey Charters is your one stop destination for a fun filled day on the Lake of the Ozarks. A full day charter is from 10am to 5pm. Half days are available, however, half days are up to scheduling availability. Full day Boat charters may run longer for an additional charge at an hourly rate. Let us know what kind of charter you're looking for (Bachelorette party/family reunion/business retreat, etc.) and we will do our best to make it memorable for you! Give us a call and we can make sure we book the best charter for you.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
As a family run business, we understand the need for a safe and fun experience at the lake. At your request we can provide a list of qualified captains that can make your day on the lake stress free. Hose Monkey Charters only associates with fully licensed U.S. Coast Guard Master Captains who have bounteous experience navigating the lake. We do NOT mandate a gratuity (that is earned), and we do NOT charge for additional items such as party pad (large floating raft) and other lake accessories. All of the above are included when you allow Hose Monkey Charters to show you a great time on the Lake of the Ozarks!
**Hose Monkey Charters follows all USCG rules and regulations. Hose monkey Charters is able to accommodate up to 12 passengers. Refunds are not given, however rain checks are provided. Refunds are only granted if services are unable to be delivered due to mechanical issues**
Hose Monkey Charters is also a proud member of the Lake of the Ozarks Captains Association: www.lotocaptain.com
BOOK YOUR 2022 LAKE ADVENTURE WHILE DATES ARE AVAILABLE!!
Charters begin May 20th and end Nov 20th for the 2022 season.