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About Us
Where are we located?
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Where are we located?
Hose Monkey Charters is located at the 21 mile marker of the Lake of the Ozarks. We are only a few minutes away from some of the premiere hot spots on the water. Red Head Yacht Club, The Reserve, High Tide, Party Cove, Dog Days,Shorty Pants, and Back Water Jacks, just to name a few. We can come up with an itinerary for you, or go where you point! Just let us know.
What we offer
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Where are we located?
Hose Monkey Charters offers an array of services starting with either a Full day, or half day charter. Want a more laid back romantic atmosphere? Take one of our sunset cruises. Need someone to drive your boat? You are in luck, we also offer Captain services. Hose Monkey Charters is your one stop destination for a fun filled day on th
Hose Monkey Charters offers an array of services starting with either a Full day, or half day charter. Want a more laid back romantic atmosphere? Take one of our sunset cruises. Need someone to drive your boat? You are in luck, we also offer Captain services. Hose Monkey Charters is your one stop destination for a fun filled day on the Lake of the Ozarks. A full day charter is from 10am to 6pm. Half days are available, however, half days are up to scheduling availability. Full day Boat charters may run longer for an additional charge at an hourly rate. Let us know what kind of charter you're looking for (Bachelorette party/family reunion/business retreat, etc.) and we will do our best to make it memorable for you! Give us a call and we can make sure we book the best charter for you. 573-286-1776
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As a family run business, we understand the need for a safe and fun experience at the lake. With each booking we will provide a list of our qualified captains that have been approved to Captain the Hose Monkey. Hose Monkey Charters only associates with fully licensed U.S. Coast Guard Master Captains who have bounteous experience navigati
As a family run business, we understand the need for a safe and fun experience at the lake. With each booking we will provide a list of our qualified captains that have been approved to Captain the Hose Monkey. Hose Monkey Charters only associates with fully licensed U.S. Coast Guard Master Captains who have bounteous experience navigating the lake. Hose Monkey Charters does NOT charge for additional items such as party pad (large floating raft) and other lake accessories. All of the above are included when you allow Hose Monkey Charters to show you a great time on the Lake of the Ozarks!
Cody Mettler.
Tyler and Emma Burgher
Captain Mettler is a local fireman with plenty of hours on the Hose Monkey, and a certified 25 TON master Captain. Captain Mettler loves the Lake area and all that it has to offer and loves to share it with everyone. Captain Mettler has Captained many charters for clients since day one and can make sure you are having a great time on the water.
Tyler and Emma Burgher
Tyler and Emma Burgher
Tyler and Emma Burgher
Meet our Father, Daughter team!Captain Tyler Burgher and First mate Emma Burgher. Tyler has been boating the lake of the Ozarks for over 20years, and Emma has been in tow learning the trade over the last couple of years. They have recently joined the Hose Monkey family and we couldn’t be more happy. Tyler has his 25 ton masters captain l
Meet our Father, Daughter team!Captain Tyler Burgher and First mate Emma Burgher. Tyler has been boating the lake of the Ozarks for over 20years, and Emma has been in tow learning the trade over the last couple of years. They have recently joined the Hose Monkey family and we couldn’t be more happy. Tyler has his 25 ton masters captain license, and has been personally vetted by Hose Monkey. We take our captains out on our boat to personally make sure that are competent at the helm and have the knowledge of the Lake of the Ozarks to ensure our clients have a fantastic and safe day on the Lake of the Ozarks. Rest assured, we make sure we have the best of the best available to you. Say hello to Captain Tyler and First Mate Emma!
Bill Parker
Tyler and Emma Burgher
Tyler and Emma Burgher
Captain Parker (Barnacle Bill) has been boating all his life and has extensive experience and knowledge of the Lake of the Ozarks waterway. He is not only a 100 TON master Captain, but he is also a retired fire department Chief Officer from the KC area and still works as a paramedic and firefighter around the Lake region. "Safety and a
Captain Parker (Barnacle Bill) has been boating all his life and has extensive experience and knowledge of the Lake of the Ozarks waterway. He is not only a 100 TON master Captain, but he is also a retired fire department Chief Officer from the KC area and still works as a paramedic and firefighter around the Lake region. "Safety and a great time should not be a choice but should go together....".
T.D. Perez
This is T.D.Perez, the man...the myth....and the legend. T.D. has a 25 TON Master Captain License and has lived on the Lake of the Ozarks his whole life. His many adventures as a young man took him far from home, however, he returned home to become a professional Firefighter. He recently retired Oct 2024 for good!. He now works as a l
This is T.D.Perez, the man...the myth....and the legend. T.D. has a 25 TON Master Captain License and has lived on the Lake of the Ozarks his whole life. His many adventures as a young man took him far from home, however, he returned home to become a professional Firefighter. He recently retired Oct 2024 for good!. He now works as a local EMT, and is the proud owner of Hose Monkey Charters. He is an interesting guy with some interesting stories!
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CHOOSE YOUR CAPTAIN
Select a skilled captain to guide your journey, ensuring a safe and enjoyable experience on the water.
RESERVE ONLINE
Once you've chosen your ideal vessel, easily reserve it online to secure your spot for a splendid day on the lake.
ENJOY YOUR DAY
Set sail and enjoy your day as you immerse yourself in the beauty
CHOOSE YOUR CAPTAIN
Select a skilled captain to guide your journey, ensuring a safe and enjoyable experience on the water.
RESERVE ONLINE
Once you've chosen your ideal vessel, easily reserve it online to secure your spot for a splendid day on the lake.
ENJOY YOUR DAY
Set sail and enjoy your day as you immerse yourself in the beauty and tranquility of the Ozark waters.
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Lake Ride Pros offers a range of luxury transportation options tailored to your needs:
- Limo Bus Rentals – Perfect for large groups and celebrations.
- Luxury Sprinter Van – Ideal for small group travel.
- Rescue Squad Truck – A unique and fun experience.
- Luxury Shuttle Bus – Accommodates up to 37 passengers for events.
- Suburbans and other vehicles – Accommodates up to 7 passengers for your day-to-day transportation needs.
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