Boat Charters and Captain services for the Lake of the Ozarks! 573-286-1776

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Hose Monkey Charters offers an array of services starting with either a Full day, or half day boat charter.  Want a more laid back romantic atmosphere?  Take one of our sunset cruises.  Need someone to drive your boat? You are in luck, we also offer Captain services.  Hose Monkey Charters is your one stop destination for a fun filled day on the Lake of the Ozarks.  A full day charter is from 10am to 6pm.  Half days are available, however, half days are up to scheduling availability.  Full day Boat charters may run longer for an additional charge at an hourly rate.  Let us know what kind of charter you're looking for (Bachelorette party/family reunion/business retreat, etc.) and we will do our best to make it memorable for you!  Give us a call and we can make sure we book the best charter for you.  573-286-1776

As a family run business, we understand the need for a safe and fun experience at the lake.  With each booking we will provide a list of our qualified captains that have been approved to Captain the Hose Monkey. Hose Monkey Charters only associates with fully licensed U.S. Coast Guard Master Captains who have bounteous experience navigating the lake.  Hose Monkey Charters does NOT charge for additional items such as party pad (large floating raft) and other lake accessories.  All of the above are included when you allow Hose Monkey Charters to show you a great time on the Lake of the Ozarks!  

Captain Mettler is a local fireman with plenty of hours on the Hose Monkey, and a certified 25 TON master Captain.  Captain Mettler loves the Lake area and all that it has to offer and loves to share it with everyone. Captain Mettler has Captained many charters for clients since day one and can make sure you are having a great time on the water.

Cody is also one of the preferred captains for "HOSE MONKEY"

 John Stern has been boating most of his life and has owned and operated boats for over 40 years. He has spent the last 29 years primarily boating on LOTO and has extensive experience on both performance boats and cruisers.  John is a USCG Licensed Inland Master Captain. His goal is to provide you with a great boating experience whether it's bar hopping, a dinner destination cruise, sunset cruise, a traditional day of coving, or a combination of activities. Bachelor and bachelorette parties will appreciate his experience.  John has the ability to help you tailor your day to fit the exact desires of your group.  John's goal is to make your day on the water a safe and memorable experience.  

John is also one of the preferred captains for "DAILY ROMANCE"   

This is T.D.Perez, the man...the myth....and the legend.  T.D. has a 25 TON Master Captain License and has lived on the Lake of the Ozarks his whole life.  His many adventures as a young man took him far from home, however, he returned home to become a full time fireman at the age of 32.  He served as a fireman from 2008 to 2020.  He now works as a local EMT, and Captains full time.  He is an interesting guy with some interesting stories.   

T.D. Perez is the preferred captain for the "BRIMA".